PARASITICO · FIELD SUPPLY

The supply post

Everyone else stocks eagles and elk. We stock the tick, the leech, the mosquito, every gull that ever worked a parking lot — and, when the evidence demands it, the human tourist. The freeloaders, latch-ons, and moochers of every habitat, drawn with affection and put on goods worth keeping.

PARASITICO is critter-art clothing for the unbothered. That means both of us: the critters, who have never once cared what anyone thinks of them, and you, happy to wear a tick on your chest. No status anxiety, no hard sell. Comfortable goods, funny critters, take it or leave it.

The first critter

It started with the cookie-cutter shark — a small, glowing shark that takes one clean, round bite out of something much bigger and moves on. The wound heals. The host barely notices. That's the whole philosophy in one animal: take what you need, travel light.

The goods

Tees, prints, stickers, and patches carrying original critter art. No fake scarcity, no countdown timers — goods worth keeping, made to be worn hard. They file under three habitats: Coastal, Backcountry, and Backyard.

The fine print, told plainly

Give us 2–5 days to get your order out the door, then it rides. If something arrives wrong, we'll make it right — holler at us and we'll sort it out. We stand behind the goods.

Take what you need. Travel light.