Siren of the Seas Men's Hoodie by Parasitico
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Size chart
Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches. Between sizes? Size up — our cotton is heavyweight and shrinks a touch on the first wash.
| Size | A · Chest | B · Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Nominal flat measurements, ±0.5". The best check is a tee you already love — measure it flat and compare.
Shipping
Every piece is printed to order, so give us 2–5 business days to make it before it ships. Most US orders then arrive within 3–7 business days (longer internationally). You'll get a tracking link the moment it leaves the shop.
Free shipping on orders over $99. Under that, shipping is calculated at checkout by destination — no inflated handling fees.
We ship worldwide. Import duties or taxes on international orders are set by your country and aren't included at checkout.
Returns
Because every item is made to order just for you, we can't restock returns — so we focus on getting it right the first time and standing behind every piece.
If anything's wrong on us — a misprint, a defect, the wrong item or size shipped, or damage in transit — we'll replace it or refund it, free. Just email a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll sort it.
Sizing & change of mind: please check the size chart before ordering. If a sealed, unworn item doesn't fit, reach out within 14 days and we'll help with an exchange where we can (return shipping is on you for non-defect returns).
Dive into the abyss with the PARASITICO "Siren of the Seas" hooded sweatshirt. Designed for those who appreciate the raw, untamed nature of the ocean, this hoodie showcases intricately detailed, woodcut-inspired artwork that tells a story of deception. Above the waves, a mesmerizing siren basks in the moonlight; beneath the turbulent surface, the terrifying reality of the deep is revealed through twisting tentacles, skeletal remains, and apex predators. Finished with the bold PARASITICO sea-witch crest, it’s a striking addition to any dark nautical wardrobe.
Printed on the fiercely reliable Independent Trading Co. SS4500 blank, this piece is built to handle dropping temperatures whether you're navigating the docks after dark or weathering a coastal squall. The premium fleece construction ensures the high-contrast graphics remain crisp, while the classic fit provides the perfect balance of comfort and rugged style.
Key Features:
Premium Midweight Fleece: Crafted from an 8.5 oz/yd², 80/20 ring-spun cotton/polyester blend for superior softness and warmth. (Note: Heather, safety, and neon colorways utilize a 55/45 cotton/polyester blend).
Vibrant, High-Contrast Printing: Solid and camo colors feature a 100% cotton face, ensuring the intricate linocut details of the artwork pop with maximum clarity.
Coastal Comfort: Features a soft, jersey-lined hood to block out the wind and a spacious front pouch pocket for everyday convenience.
Built to Last: Engineered for long-lasting wear with split-stitched, double-needle sewing on every seam.
Fit: Classic, true-to-size fit designed for everyday versatility.
The art
Every design is original, hand-painted illustration — drawn by us, not pulled from a clip-art bin. We print it on heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton that earns its keep wash after wash.
No trend-chasing, no fast-fashion churn. One good design, done properly, worn until it's yours.
Made right, or made right
We stand behind every piece. If it shows up wrong — misprint, wrong size, a flaw we missed — tell us and we'll replace it. No interrogation, no restocking-fee theater.