"Wrath of the Kraken" by Parasitico
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Size chart
Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches. Between sizes? Size up — our cotton is heavyweight and shrinks a touch on the first wash.
| Size | A · Chest | B · Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Nominal flat measurements, ±0.5". The best check is a tee you already love — measure it flat and compare.
Shipping
Every piece is printed to order, so give us 2–5 business days to make it before it ships. Most US orders then arrive within 3–7 business days (longer internationally). You'll get a tracking link the moment it leaves the shop.
Free shipping on orders over $99. Under that, shipping is calculated at checkout by destination — no inflated handling fees.
We ship worldwide. Import duties or taxes on international orders are set by your country and aren't included at checkout.
Returns
Because every item is made to order just for you, we can't restock returns — so we focus on getting it right the first time and standing behind every piece.
If anything's wrong on us — a misprint, a defect, the wrong item or size shipped, or damage in transit — we'll replace it or refund it, free. Just email a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll sort it.
Sizing & change of mind: please check the size chart before ordering. If a sealed, unworn item doesn't fit, reach out within 14 days and we'll help with an exchange where we can (return shipping is on you for non-defect returns).
A bold, nautical woodcut-style illustration meets premium heavyweight cotton. The PARASITICO "Wrath of the Kraken" tee combines a cheeky, high-contrast vintage aesthetic with the lived-in perfection of a high-quality garment. For those who respect the giants of the deep.
Long Description
"Wrath of the Kraken." Dive deep into the PARASITICO aesthetic with a design that bridges the gap between classic nautical literature and modern streetwear edge. Featuring a stunning, high-contrast scratchboard-style illustration of a diver hitching a ride on the ocean's most legendary leviathan, this tee brings a touch of marine macabre to your daily rotation. Whether you are haunting the coastal shorelines or just appreciate the raw, untamed power of the deep sea, this shirt makes an undeniable statement.
We printed this high-detail graphic on the highest quality blanks because a design this heavy deserves a heavyweight canvas. Garment-dyed for a vintage, faded look, it feels like that ultra-rare thrift store find from the moment you put it on.
The Details:
The Fit: Relaxed, classic streetwear fit. Size up for a baggier, oversized drop-shoulder look.
The Fabric: 6.1 oz/yd², 100% ring-spun US cotton. Thick, durable, yet incredibly soft.
The Finish: Signature garment-dyed wash for a rich color and zero shrink.
The Construction: Double-needle stitching throughout with a seamless tubular body for lasting structure.
Embrace the depths. Wear PARASITICO.
The art
Every design is original, hand-painted illustration — drawn by us, not pulled from a clip-art bin. We print it on heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton that earns its keep wash after wash.
No trend-chasing, no fast-fashion churn. One good design, done properly, worn until it's yours.
Made right, or made right
We stand behind every piece. If it shows up wrong — misprint, wrong size, a flaw we missed — tell us and we'll replace it. No interrogation, no restocking-fee theater.